Why are super heroes not married ?
Just imagine what wlll happen if they marry. Below are some imaginary predicaments. This is just for sake of humour and an effort to bring out some smiles :). No hard feelings intended to anybody, living or dead, super or not.
Spiderman : Mrs Spiderman always complains of the cobwebs in her home, She would want hubby to clean up all the mess he makes weaving webs across the town. Their Vaccum cleaner gets real messy and needs to be replaced very often. Mrs Spidey is not able to accompany husband on walks , as he prefers to swing atop buildings.
Superman : Mrs Superman objects to hubby wearing his underwear upon his pants. Not to blame her. Which lady would tolerate such an attire ? She wants Superman to make a list of all his super powers and track the usage. She thinks she can get discounts and good bargains at all 'Super'markets. She refuses to accompany Superman to any party just because of his style of dressing ( or rather the lack of style )
Batman : Mrs Batman cannot tolerate hubby on duty every night. She asks him why he doesnt work during day time like others ? She wants batman to do the night shift to protect the Gotham city. Poor batman looses his night life.
Phantom : This guy is married and still wears his underwear on top of his pants. Guess he got a lucky break as he lives in a jungle with his animals, his wife must be okay with his attire, as long as he doesnt enter civilization.
James Bond : Now , who says he cannot marry ? Its better he gets married and settles at the earliest. :)
Just imagine what wlll happen if they marry. Below are some imaginary predicaments. This is just for sake of humour and an effort to bring out some smiles :). No hard feelings intended to anybody, living or dead, super or not.
Spiderman : Mrs Spiderman always complains of the cobwebs in her home, She would want hubby to clean up all the mess he makes weaving webs across the town. Their Vaccum cleaner gets real messy and needs to be replaced very often. Mrs Spidey is not able to accompany husband on walks , as he prefers to swing atop buildings.
Superman : Mrs Superman objects to hubby wearing his underwear upon his pants. Not to blame her. Which lady would tolerate such an attire ? She wants Superman to make a list of all his super powers and track the usage. She thinks she can get discounts and good bargains at all 'Super'markets. She refuses to accompany Superman to any party just because of his style of dressing ( or rather the lack of style )
Batman : Mrs Batman cannot tolerate hubby on duty every night. She asks him why he doesnt work during day time like others ? She wants batman to do the night shift to protect the Gotham city. Poor batman looses his night life.
Phantom : This guy is married and still wears his underwear on top of his pants. Guess he got a lucky break as he lives in a jungle with his animals, his wife must be okay with his attire, as long as he doesnt enter civilization.
James Bond : Now , who says he cannot marry ? Its better he gets married and settles at the earliest. :)
nice one prashanth :)
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